My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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