After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You don't make any sense
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I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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