The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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