is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They took my balls.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize