Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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