After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its not stalking. its research.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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