I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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