Just mADE A PArabola og urine
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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