And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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