your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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