I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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