hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
