I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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