If i come over, it means nothing
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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