do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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