You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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