My first STD was from a foam party
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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