she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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