The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do