im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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