in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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