If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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