Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
