But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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