i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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