i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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