why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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