idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
