If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
you would pick up someone in the library
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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