I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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