You work out of a Hotel?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
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Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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