You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize