he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She's the barista slut.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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