For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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