are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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