Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
where are my eyebrows?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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