Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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