Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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