The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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