You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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