Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He kissed a someone with a penis
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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