dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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