Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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