Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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