It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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