dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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