please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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