we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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