question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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