youre lurking in front of me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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