And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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