You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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