he wants to bone in the snuggie
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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