Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you made out with another girl for some wings
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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