I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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