I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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