She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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